[iwar] [fc:Soon.al-Qaeda.will.kill.you.on.the.Internet]

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Soon al-Qaeda will kill you on the Internet
By Thomas C Greene in Washington
Posted: 28/06/2002 at 10:16 GMT

The Business Software Alliance (BSA), known for kicking doors with dogs and
brownshirts to sniff out expired licenses and for extorting vast sums of
cash from non-compliant victims even more frightened of a visit from that
federal Copyright-911 force also known as the FBI, has taken it upon itself
to cobble up a survey which, in the addled minds of the mainstream press,
indicates that al-Qaeda has obtained the weapons of mass, digital
destruction, and is poised to use them. Western Europe and North America
will be razed by a holy onslaught of SYN floods and VB worms and buffer
overflows. All Christendom will be laid waste.

Actually, if you bother to read the 'report', you'll find that the BSA
drivel does nothing more than record the fears of "IT pros" convinced that
this is an eventuality. It offers not one shred of evidence that plans are
in the works; not one hint of how this diabolical assault on your life and
you daughter's virginity might be accomplished; not one scrap of actual,
firsthand research.

Their entire FUD campaign is based solely on the perceptions, imaginations
and fears of unnamed "IT pros" -- more than 300 of them, we're assured.

And yet, CNN went so far as to declare a crushing al-Qaeda cyber blood-fest
inevitable. The Washington Post went one further, liberally quoting the
eternally alarmist Richard Clarke, Ron Dick and John Tritak, and publishing
a six-page FUD tome by staff twinkie Barton Gellman, who lapped up every
word. (He's a Pulitzer Prize winner, kids.)

"US analysts believe that by disabling or taking command of the floodgates
in a dam, for example, or of substations handling 300,000 volts of electric
power, an intruder could use virtual tools to destroy real-world lives and
property. They surmise, with limited evidence, that al-Qaeda aims to employ
those techniques in synchrony with 'kinetic weapons' such as explosives,"
the pathetically credulous Gellman warns us.

So they're going to crash planes in flight in spite of the pilots on board.
They're going to poison food supplies by hacking into the Kellogs mainframe
and pumping toxic chemicals into your precious brat's cereal in spite of the
workers and inspectors on the production line. They're going to open flood
gates and drown your entire town, in spite of the scores of monitors working
there.

Remember, "IT pros" are frightened. You should be too.

So what the hell does the BSA have to gain from this exercise in fear
mongering? You tell me. Email me and I'll do a roundup of your more
interesting letters. My guess is that this is somehow meant to bolster MS'
announcement of Palladium, by which means the software colossus would foist
an impotent desktop appliance on us in place of our computers. The argument
here might be that once you've had your balls surgically removed by Redmond
and capitulated to its new, trusted network, the naughty un-Christian
buggers of the world will be stopped at the border. We'll be singing soprano
to Redmond's tune, but happily so and, most importantly in this age of doubt
and fear, safely so. The Chinky-Chinky Chinaman and the Turbaned Chupacabra
will be unable to strike us in our beds once Trustworthy Computing takes
root. ® 

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